Presenting the 46th President of the United States, Michael Richard Pence....wha....what? Not yet? Six more months? Oops....never mind.
It's looking like President Donald Trump's worst enemy is turning out to be his own family. To supposedly be so smart they're turning out to be serial dummies. The smart Trump kid has been in the news every day this week, and every day he keeps on digging a deeper hole.
"I never heard of her."
"She was just some Russian Lawyer lady who wanted us to adopt some kids."
"She said she had some embarrassing stuff on Hillary, but never delivered anything."
"She was a Russian Government lawyer who (promised) documents and information that would incriminate Hillary and be very useful to Daddy."
"Oh, and did I mention it was ultra-sensitive stuff and part of Russia and its government's support for Dear Papa?"
"But like I said, other than that, I never heard of her."
"Trust me....I'm a Trump."
It looks like it's a GREAT time to be a Washington or a NY lawyer! *cha ching* Now son-in-law Jared is scurrying for cover, too. Even the Trump Administration's Deputy Assistant to The Third Proxy In Charge Of The Copy Machine is lawyer-ing up, and more importantly, leaking incriminating info to the media as fast as he/she can.
If this much scandalous (?) information about Trump, Inc has fallen into the laps of the media and in turn, us peons, just imagine how much info the FBI and Special Counselor Robert Muller have been able to uncover? Start the countdown clock, and put the fat woman on standby to sing "Turn out the lights..."
But then will come the hard part. Somebody is going to have to tell Vladie Putin he isn't going to be the 46th President of the United States. Ouch! You think he'll demand a refund? (Rumor has it he has a temper, a shovel, five acres behind the Kremlin, and an alibi.)